XOXO
Welcome back, Upper West Siders. After a long time away, we see it didn’t take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates we gave you.
Well, it's time to reframe that picture. You've gotten away with everything a little too long. Now that we're back, we're going to feature your finstas, surface those subtweets, and crack your caches. You can't hide from us. Never could.
And to prove it? There's a big secret amongst the ruling class at Crest Hill. And as you will soon come to know, no good secret goes unpublished.
Watch this space. Or don't. You'll hear about it soon enough either way.
'Til then...
XOXO, Gossip Girl.